Imagine there was a profile here, and that it was brilliantly crafted. Pretend that it was funny, intelligent, and slightly erotic. Picture something just the right side of flirtatious, without crossing too far into salaciousness. Done? Great. Now, please tell me exactly what it was, so I can copy your answer! This is essentially a filler profile while I take the time and put in the effort to painstakingly write something that's meant to make me look a lot more witty than I actually am. Since you've stopped to take a look, though... Bored Young Man forging his own Mighty Destiny(tm) (pics not available at any price, it's just too Mighty), looking for sharp, cynical woman who appreciates wry, self-directed humor and is looking to waste time in an entertaining way. If this profile could get any more cookie cutter, Mrs. Fields would keep it on the front counter. Oh, well; we'll add icing later.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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