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Introduction
I imagine that browsing through all of the men's profiles can be a daunting and disappointing affair for an intelligent, clever and attractive woman. I'm sure you can find a guy who works out more than me, makes more money and/or has a monstrous dick. But, I have a few rare gems to offer, myself.
I'm very cute, but I look 18, and the first thing people ask me is my age. I act like a man, a calm, confident and masculine one, but I do look quite boyish. I realize this isn't every woman's fantasy, so, thanks for stopping by :D
I've been told I have a sweet, innocent way about me, too. People tend to apologize for cursing in front of me, but I think the existence of this profile should tell you that I'm not exactly a puritan.
I'm not submissive, but I derive most of my sexual pleasure from pleasing a woman to her absolute heights. Not to brag, but I've never not done that.
And I haven't had an abundance of sexual partners, either. Up until now I've either been in one long relationship to the next, mostly with reserved/slow-moving/inexperienced girls. I'm not promiscuous, possibly because I don't drink ('just don't like it, nor do I drunk people). I'm reluctant to approach girls with only physical things in mind (I don't want to be that guy), hence, I'm seeing if this internet thing will work, to meet a like minded woman who doesn't want to have to worry about an awkward or unpleasurable encounter.
I'm extremely healthy and take great care of myself. I make decent money as an artist. I'm very quick witted and clever, so if you can keep up then we'll have that much more fun..
I'd be open to a one night stand, but I do like to take things slightly slower than that, to build things up, so to speak.
If you have a great sense of humor, I think you'll want to throw me an e-mail no matter how interested/uninterested you are. If there's one thing I can guarantee about myself, it's that I will make you laugh.
Thanks for reading.
My Ideal Person Intelligence turns me on. Not academic intelligence per se, but you have to be bright, awake and smart enough to let things roll right off your back.
The funner/more light-hearted the better. Femininity in general is enough to get me excited, but respect is important to me. I won't respect you if you're not healthy (as I can't help but assume you don't respect yourself).
My Ideal Person Intelligence turns me on. Not academic intelligence per se, but you have to be bright, awake and smart enough to let things roll right off your back.
The funner/more light-hearted the better. Femininity in general is enough to get me excited, but respect is important to me. I won't respect you if you're not healthy (as I can't help but assume you don't respect yourself).
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | November 26, 1982 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I don't drink at all |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | Some college |
Occupation: | Artist |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Agnostic |
Have Children: | No |
Want Children: | No |
Male Endowment: | Average/Thick |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Blue |