Can't have too many holidays!
|
Posted:Jan 6, 2015 1:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2015 1:50 pm
4460 Views
|
Hey, I'm headed to Florida tomorrow to participate in Disney's Marathon weekend. I'll be doing the Dopey Challenge, which is a 5k, 10k, half marathon, and full marathon, Thursday through Sunday (one race per day, respectively). Seeing as the HIGH temp here tomorrow in the Twin Cities will be -5deg, I'm declaring today to be "Send boob pics to MrPfister" Day. I figure they'll serve to give me enough reason to get back on the plane on Monday and return home. Thanks!
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
|
Webcam 101
|
Posted:Jun 20, 2011 11:58 am
Last Updated:Apr 2, 2015 8:13 pm
8344 Views
|
[vent on]
Ladies, if I'm not mistaken, the point of your being on cam is to be SEEN.
1) turn on the lights! I'm sure you're sexy, but I can't see you if you're camming in the dark.
2) as a corollary to 1), close the drapes/blinds on that window behind you. Or better yet, position your cam so there is no window or other bright lights directly behind you. The glare washes out the screen and you may as well be camming in the dark.
Now, once you've gotten the lighting correct, please stop pulling your boobs out of your bra/shirt. It looks dumb, and your boobs look deformed. If you wanna play peekaboob, fine, wear a robe or buttoned shirt and flash.
[vent off]
|
|
1
comment
|
|
How romantic!
|
Posted:Aug 30, 2009 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 12, 2013 10:33 am
7967 Views
|
Oops, I typed the title wrong. It should read "Romantic? How?".
lol
I moved to the Twin Cities ten months ago, and while I've noticed the moon during that time, it never dawned on me until the other night that something was different.
Then it clicked. The moon was too low in the sky! I saw it in the south at its highest, yet it was still only about half as high up as it was back in Phoenix.
With George saying "What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You...you want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary." in "It's a Wonderful Life", and then Bruce Almighty actually doing it, the moon has been a part of romance since the dawn of man. Well, perhaps since the dusk of man. lol
With the moon so low in the sky, it's a wonder you Yankees ever get in the mood. lol
|
|
0
Comments
|
|
Fowl play
|
Posted:Aug 23, 2009 1:45 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2015 1:16 pm
8207 Views
|
Today I was driving along highway 19, between New Prague and Lonsdale, south of the Twin Cities. As I cruised along at 65mph, I noticed a wild goose (?? for all I know, it may have been a penguin; I moved here last fall from Arizona, so all I know are roadrunners lol) standing by the side of the road.
She(?) was on the white line flashing some leg like she wanted a ride, so I moved over into the oncoming lane to give her some room (I don't pick up hitchhikers). Next thing I knew, she made a suicide run and darted into my path.
*thump*
I checked my rearview mirror, only to see a big pile of feathers forming. If anyone needs to stuff a pillow, here's your chance.
Does this make me a fully-fledged Minnesota resident now, or do I still have to hit a deer?
RIP
|
|
1
comment
|
|
To link to this blog (MrPfister) use [blog MrPfister] in your messages.
|
|
Sun |
Mon |
Tue |
Wed |
Thu |
Fri |
Sat |
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
61
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|